samwiththehat

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *Silence falls* Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor? A: Silence will fall Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark! Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden. Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED. Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot d